"When I started living off campus… in a house with no other roommates."
— Whenever I heard a noise while I was in the bathroom I was just like:
"Every junior for the first week after junior ring."
They just be like “Dude, check it out”.
Not to say I didn’t do that myself. Hell I wanted everyone to know. Congrats to them all.
"Every Corps Junior Right Now:"
Waiting for their ring they be like:
"*Discussing reasons to come to Norwich* - CDT 1: You either come here with problems or you live long enough to see yourself become a corps boner."
"When someone asks you if you’re going to a condo:"